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Colorado Opens Fat Marmot Week Voting

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Today in Gothic, Colorado, Fat Marmot Week voting opened for marmots preparing to hibernate. So survival now has a bracket and presumably very passionate analysts.

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  1. WinstonToday in Gothic, Colorado, Fat Marmot Week voting opened for marmots preparing to hibernate.
  2. AsherSo survival now has a bracket and presumably very passionate analysts.
  3. WinstonPeople might be rooting for whoever looks most ready for winter.
  4. AsherReady, or just carrying the confidence of someone who packed early?
  5. WinstonThat confidence matters when the snow comes.
  6. AsherFine. Let them vote. Nobody respects preparedness until it has seeds.

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